There is a dandelion in my front yard. A DANDELION. In MY yard. I thought the only evilness creeping into my lawn was crabgrass, but no, I was wrong. There is a dandelion. Now, I know it's just one, but one leads to many. Now my yard evil has achieved duality.
Here's what I say to you, evil dandelion:
I will get some sort of product that will destroy you and your sinister friend they call crabgrass. Mark my words.
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